Monday, August 29, 2011

Big Nose


Big Brother has a large nose. He has it in all kinds of things.

He raided Gibson Guitars because of use of questionable woods.

He has determined that farmers are the answer to all our dust pollution.

He wants to inspect our lake for bad water practices.

He has protected illegal activity because he has a bigger heart.

He wants to widen roads across this great land but wants us to use electric cars on them.

He thinks by giving us a 2% break in our FICA withholding he's stimulating the economy. Note: Illinois raised our income taxes by 2% so our net paychecks are the same for now.

He has all the answers, is the only one who can carry us cradle to grave, and he will soon be using the power grid to watch our coming and going.

He loves us best of all.

'til later

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