Friday, April 3, 2009

Pistachios

Pistachios have been discovered to be affected by bad bacteria. A large recall is underway. A processing plant in Rhode Island is now shut down as well as the operations in California.

The pistachio industry is going to need a bailout very soon. Evidently a sufficient cleaning and possible reconstruction will be very costly to say nothing of the PR problems caused by a massive recall.

With government in charge and with our $ purchasing controlling interest, the pistachio industry will rise again. There will be changes. Tim Tax Cheat Guethner will set salaries for all workers. President Obama will declare the manufacturing plants and warehouses shovel ready.

We will be safe to purchase government pistachios within 2 or 3 years. No problem. The great states of California and Rhode Island will receive subsidies to support all the union workers at these plants. Salaried workers or those not under union control, will be applying for unemployment.

The public will sleep better knowing that the package of nuts they shared with their family bore the seal of the U.S. Nut Control Company.

'til later

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